PUFF THE MAGIC CABBAGE.
CANNABIS
THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF WEED
I like writing for cannabis brands. Are you a cannabis brand? Want me to write for you? Great, I was hoping you would say that. Please email me right now so we can get to work.
keep the vibes gnarLY.
CRUUZY
THE TIDE IS HIGH AND SO AM I.
Listen, the cannabis bubble didn’t last very long but I’m glad I got to work on a lot of brands before it did. Cruuzy was the most enjoyable because I already write like a NorCal doobie brother.
THE TRUTH WILL GET YOU HIGHER.
MINISTRY OF SATIVA
NOTHING SMOKES AS IT SEEMS
Ministry of Sativa (ministryofsativa.com) is a sativa-only cannabis brand. Why? Some people like getting blasted in the face every time they light up. Anyway, I wrote this brand manifesto, and it's still on their website so go check it out before they update the design.
HARD WORK SMOKES WELL.
WAGNERS
GOOD SHIT NOT BULLSHIT
WAGNERS is was a cannabis producer from Tri-Cities, Ontario growing craft-quality weed on a commercial scale. Their ask was simple: Give us words that work as hard as we do.
2024 Update: Wagners Weed eventually went bankrupt [again] and aren't really the same company as when I wrote this, but I'm gonna keep it in my portfolio. So put that in your pipe and smoke it.
(Agency: I've Got Dreams)
THE TOWN WITH THE LOUDEST TREES.
DODI BLUNTS
Dodi is Marshawn Lynch’s cannabis brand. I was asked to help out with some billboard concepts. These are those concepts.
(One of these concepts ran in Oakland but I'm not sure which one and now I'm afraid to ask.)
2024 update: Another cannabis brand bites the dust. 2021 was a different time, one of high hopes and low interest rates. But hey, I did some stuff for a blunt company once!
(Agency: I've Got Dreams)
WELCOME TO BLUNTLAND
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WHOA! YOU FOUND MY SECRET GARDEN!
Looks like you caught me with my grow tent open. You gonna snitch?
I love writing about cannabis so much because I owe the plant a lot—as a medical cannabis patient, it’s one of the reasons I’m able to write these words.
Thanks Mama Ganja! 🪴
