BUY THE DIP
It was never a dream to write words for a whisky bottle, and yet here I am having achieved that very specific dream. It feels good.
This was a promotion for The Glenlivet where you'd get $10 in free crypto with every bottle of their 12-year-old single malt. Yeah, it came out after crypto crashed, but what a time to buy the dip!
Also you might be thinking "Jarrett, why not buy the bottle and take it home for better pictures?" and the answer is I don't drink whisky and wanted to save $80 alright?